Pop Quiz

So I walk into the house with my 35 pound two and a half year old on my hip and bags of groceries in both hands.  I walk past Jud, into the kitchen, who is typing away on his blackberry and doesn't even look up.  I bend over to set Root down and not one but two dogs decide that this would be a perfect time to see just how delicious my rear is smelling today.  Must have been decent as neither of  them made and moves to remove their noses very readily.  I plop Root down, and kick my leg at the hounds louding saying "quit sniffing my Butt!!"

And Jud says:

A) Can I help you with anything?

B) Let me put those dogs outside for you.

C) Are there more groceries in the car that I can get?

or

D) "Can I sniff you butt," then looks at me in utter disbelief when I find not one single flipping ounce of humor in it and look at him like he is a total jackass!

Seriously, somedays the little things are just too much.  How is it even possible that men and women decide to couple off, one of God's many, many miracles.  It really is.

Oh wait I forgot the little part of the story about being 6 weeks pregnant too, that helps!  More to come on that topic.

Xoxo

Stevi